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CARRIE: And in case you couldn’t tell, Brad and I are thrilled to be back as your hosts for Country Music’s biggest night.
BRAD: This is our fourth year hosting. So I thought I’d get you a little something tonight, Carrie, to say thanks.
CARRIE: Thanks, Brad! I got you something too.
BRAD: You did? That’s amazing. But somehow, so believable. [exchanges gifts]
CARRIE: What could it be? What could it be? [unwraps gift] FAITH HILL BARBIE! OH-EM-GEE!
BRAD: TIM MCGRAW BARBIE! TIM MCGRAW BARBIE! Okay, I cannot wait until after the show. Can we play with these now?
CARRIE: Yes! Hellooo. You are hot.
BRAD: I just got home from a long tour. Hello Faith!
CARRIE: Hi!
BRAD: You look beautiful. Would you like to make out with me?
CARRIE: Yes. [Carrie make kissing noises] Watch the hand.
BRAD: I like it. I love it. I want some more, bump it.
CARRIE: Hey, Brad. Do you think that these dolls are…
BRAD: Anatomically correct?
CARRIE: Yes.
BRAD: Only one way to find out. Give me Faith. [exchanges dolls and faces away from the audience]
CARRIE: That cannot be right.
BRAD: There’s nothing there. [both turn back towards the audience] Poor Faith.Carrie Underwood and Brad Paisley → The 45th Annual CMA Awards (11.09.11)
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Carrie: “After a long day of rehearsals, I want my skin to feel clean and fresh.”
Brad: “My pores feel so alive when I host the CMA Awards.”
Carrie: *shakes her head*
Brad: “What?”
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Carrie: “After a long day of rehearsals, I want my skin to feel clean and fresh.”
Brad: “My pores feel so alive when I host the CMA Awards.”
Carrie: *shakes her head*
Brad: “What?”
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do you remember the way it felt? back when we couldn’t control ourselves.
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